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	Slash Fanfiction MUST's & Rules all SG1 J&D Fanfiction Follow!

	Ok, so this is just me being silly, and some things I noticed after reading tones of Fanfictions... Any FF Authors please don't flame me, this is just fun... And tell me it's not true for most ficts ^_~

:: SG1 Fanfiction Must's ::

0) Jack will always bugger Daniel, never the other way around!

1) Local Alien customs will always consist of...
       a) Jack having to fuck Daniel.
     b) Daniel HAS to shag a local 'willing or not'
     c) Daniel must be raped by the local leader.

2) Daniel MUST/WILL shag someone!

3) Jack must secretly fancy that Spacemonkey ass.

4) Daniel WILL always have the hot's for Jack.

5) Sam will also fancy Daniel.

6) Teal'c will fancy no one!

7) Teal'c NEVER get any... Neither will Sam.

8) Jack will always be protective of Daniel.

9) Jack will always crack sad jokes.

10) Jack must always say, when dealing with first contact, "Time to earn your wages" to Daniel. Or think it.

11) Teal'c will raze an eyebrow. (but he does that anyway)

12) Teal'c will never be surprised by Jack and Daniel's pass-time.

13) Everyone will want Daniel's ass...

14) Jack will always be the Romantic.

15) Daniel will always get off on People talking Dirty.

16) Daniel will always be the aggressor in bed given half the chance.

17) Daniel will always be ready for LOT's of sex ALL the time! ie: He's a nymphomaniac when not buried in a book

18) Daniel will always be buggered by Jack when they play the stalking game :P

19) If Daniel's the "Top" then he will only do it in a bed or on the floor.

20) Daniel will NEVER fuck Jack on the sofa.

21) If Daniel don't get the right coffee then... Be afraid... Be Very afraid.

:: Not so common Rules ::

1) Daniel will become aggressive half way during sex.

2) Daniel is ALWAY's willing!.

3) When in either of their apartments, Sex will be held on the Sofa.

4) Snow and the boys = Sex.

5) Daniel will always initiate the first time sexual contact... Usually on a sofa.

6) Daniel will always run off as soon as he steps out the Stargate, to look at artefacts, walls with writing or "Normally" straight into the hands of the nearest hostile aliens.

7) Coffee will always be made in the morning *winks*

8) Daniel will always have his head in a book... Before Jack gets there ^_~

9) Jack must walk around with a permanent hard-on.

10) They must always go back to Jack's house.

11) Teal'c will always be protective over Daniel

12) Sam and Daniel will be like siblings but without the squabbling.

Spacemonkeys Chaapa'ai

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