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Fact 1:
Jack will always hug Daniel...
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Fact 2: Daniel will never hug Jack or
anyone else but himself...
BANE's Note's: unless it's Sam or
Daniel's latest girl-friend... or little naked old men :P
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Fact 3: Daniel does not always need
his glasses to see when on dangerous missions, more so when he has a gun in his
hand...
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Fact 4: If anyone has to end up in a
hospital bed then it will be Daniel (plot willing) because he looks so
darn good in one...
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Fact 5: If you think a Goa'uld is
dead, then they WILL come back in a later episode.
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Fact 6: When Daniel is in the presence
of a Goa'uld he will...
a) Say something to
piss it off, or
b) Not say anything and
just get zapped with the ribbon device anyway.
Or on a good day, Both.
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Fact 7: Apophis WILL not die damn
it...
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Fact 8: Jack will always save the
day.
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Fact 9: Daniel is the only one to
ever use first names in context with everyone. Unless he's being
sarcastic.
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Fact 10: Jack and Daniel will always
bicker heatedly.
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Fact 11: A Sarcophagus will not only
heal all wounds and resurrect the dead it will also give all your clothes
a nice dry-cleaning and free mending.
BANE's Notes: This does NOT apply
when being resurrected by the Nox... the Roll-in-leaves people don't
do the mend thing... especially when it's to show off Daniel's chest...
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Fact 12: Everyone will always stand
in "just" the right place when using the transportation rings.
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Fact 13: If Jack wears a hat then it
will be a small tight thing, he has them all colour coordinated for any
outfit.
BANE's Notes: This does not apply in
:: The First Commandment :: When Sam and Jack raid Daniel's floppy brimmed
Hat draw before going off world...
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Fact 14: Daniel will always wear that
stupid Booni thing with the wide brim even if it makes him look
stupid.
Banes Notes: OK, so I've got a gallery with him
in the thing! it got to me OK
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Fact 15: Daniels weight will fluctuate
with every episode.
BANE's Notes: Okay, this one is cruel
but if you don't watch the shows in any order then it's quite noticeable...
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Fact 16: Daniel and Sam will never be
able to go fishing with Jack, so poor Teal'c must get dragged along.
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Fact 17: When Daniel is dabbling in archaeology
he will wear a colour coded Bandana, even though it makes him look
stupid.
BANE's Notes: Except when he has long
hair, cos then it don't look so bad...
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Fact 18: Daniel's side-burns will get
longer as the series goes on.
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Fact 19: Daniel will NEVER know what
to do with his hands when empty.
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Fact 20: Jack will always act thick
unless it's one of his team in danger.
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Fact 21: If there is a Do-Hicki to be
played with then Sam Carter will be the one to play with it...
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Fact
22: If in Daniel's office, and there is a bit of something to be
translated, then there WILL be an old dusty, falling-apart book to save
the day...
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Fact 23: If Carter isn't
there to Explain anything, then Daniel will suddenly become the top Knowledge
on anything and Everything...
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Fact 24:
No one will die when exposed to Radioactive Do-Hickis..
BANE's Notes: Except Daniel (cries
bitterly) but then he isnt REALLY dead... *sob*
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Fact
25: Daniel's hair will get shorter
as his side burns get longer during seasons...
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Fact
26: Daniel will never call Jack 'O'Neill'
or 'Sir' or anything else... If he does, Jack knows it's NOT his
Daniel...
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Fact 27: Jack
will always act like the "naughty School Boy" when ever having
to ask Hammond to do something that he's not meant to do...
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Fact
28: Even though Daniel may know a language he will always try to
communicate with English first?
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Fact
29: ALL (But a few) planets with intelligent life on it WILL speak
English...
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Fact 30:
If there is a child in the show then Jack will instantly befriend it,
then try and corrupt the poor thing *grins*
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Fact
31: Jack's hair, when left to it's
own devices, will "Tuft" in all directions.
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Fact
32: Just when you think Jack has
hit the bottom of the IQ barrel, he will say/do something that proves
he's faking stupidity.
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Fact
33: If the opportunity arises then
Jack will crack a 'Wizard of Oz' joke...
BANE's Notes: Except in one
episode where Daniel clams to be the "Great and Powerful Oz"
to another Goa'uld ship...
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Face
34: Daniel will always be under the protective eye of someone, be that
the rest of SG1, anyone at the SGC or Aliens..
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Face
35: Sam's lipstick is a phenomena
to be reckoned with... NOTHING is getting that stuff off her face!
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Fact
36: Ever Goa'uld WILL use the Hand-device on Daniel... this is a most
favoured pass time of the Goa'uld and I think they have a score card on
it. *I got Dr Daniel Jackson ---- times*
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Fact
37: Sam likes drawing stick images
of herself for strange alien children.
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Fact
38: The common phrase used in every episode will be... "With all du
respect..."
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Fact
39: Sam will be immune to almost EVERYthing... cos of Jolinar. dowp
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Fact
40: If there is any falling over
to be done, then Daniel will be the one to do it.
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Fact
41: If there is a group falling
over then Daniel will always be first!
Bane's Notes: Yes I know in
one or two episodes where someone else falls over, but in those episodes
it's Daniel who's left on his feet at the end!
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Fact
42: Jack will always get blown
againced a wall by the Ribbon device, not the same as what Danny gets.
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Fact
43: Daniel will always get
into shit loads of trouble if left in the possession of a Machine
gun or staff weapon, also he will get shot using either.
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Fact
44: Daniel will always introduce Jack as "Jack
O'Neill" when he gives Carter her military title.
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Fact
45: Jack said in :: Legacy :: that he was no good at chess,
but in :: Shades of Grey :: He had a turnabout chess board that he
was playing with...
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