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Season 9 Series Reviews

The Quick Incomprehensible entire SG1 series DVD Guide

User Guide:: = Jack & Daniel Potential, and = Daniel Damage Potential (more info below)

 
1) Avalon part 1 ::
Umm... don't let your eyes deceive you, you are not watching Farscape (their DVD box sets are to expensive >_<) but dont worry, there are still muppets about! *giggles*

ooh... Daniel with an almost beard... *falls over in a pool of drool*

Vala in Bondage leather... weee, she's just too cool!

Cameron Mitchell tries to reform SG1, Daniels trying to bugger off to Atlantis (obviously cos Jack dumped him.) so he's pulling passive aggression on everyone :P, Teal'c is on another planet... and Sam, is, umm, somewhere.

Daniel falls over *cheers* du to Vala's bracelet, they all take a trip to England to fine Merlin... end
 

2) Avalon part 2 ::
They all do these little trial things, Cameron fights some hologram knight, they find some bling bling, Daniel find a book! he's happy :P meaning of human kind and, stuff...

Daniel has to work on softening up a new General >_<

Yaay, Teal'c is back! but not a happy bunny.

Daniel and Vala end up possessing 2 yokals faaaar away. they find some other Yokals then Vala get's burned... then she survives... then they skip off to see the Ori. 

3) Origin ::
Is it me or do the prior of the Ori look like the time keeper from the Legacy of Kain games?... I digress..

Daniel pisses off some nasty ascended fire beings. Some Prior get's escorted to earth, then burns up... Daniel and Vala end up getting burned alive again. Cameron has a good idea. Daniel and Vala wake up before coming toast, letting their hosts become toast... nice...

Guilt trip about letting the Ori know our part of the galaxy exists... High Prior guy is sexy though ^_^

Jack and Daniel potential? HUGE! OFF THE SCALE! We know Jack only quite the SG1 cos Daniel was sodding off to Atlantis. So now Daniel isn't Jack came to ask him out on a date... Buwahaha... 'I'm hungry' ya sure they are *giggles* the mutterings speak volumes about what we all know they were actually saying *wink*... was this a fan service? well this fan is definatly NOT complaining! Jack didnt meet Sam *sneers with glee* so all is right with the Jack/Daniel fandum ^_^
 

4) The ties that bind ::
They say goodbye to Vala....

Whoot! Daniel falls over again... and ooh, Cameron's standing by his bedside *giggles* and yaay Vala's back! but they still cant be separated du to the bracelet, or some other boring techno babble.

So, Daniel, Cameron and Vala go skipping across the galaxy on a little chase and trade, much jocularity was had... and all for naught...

Ho hum, Daniel's making eyes at Cameron?
 

5) The Power that be ::
 
6) Beachhead ::
 
7) Ex deus Machina ::
 
8) Babylon ::
 
9) The Fourth Horseman part 1  ::
 
10) The Fourth Horseman part 2 ::
 
11) Prototype ::
 

12) Collateral Damage ::
 
13) Ripple Effect ::
 
14) Stronghold ::
 
15) Ethon ::
 
16) Off the Grid ::
 
17) The Scourge ::
 
18) Arthur's Mantle ::
 
19) Crusade ::
 
20) Camelot ::
 
 

 
Jack & Daniel Potential






= No Jack, Daniel action, Boring
=
That was a look wasn't it??
= Hum. Yup they love each other!
= Ahhh we KNOW they just kisses!
= Just a Daniel Show! YAAY!!!
= Jees, did I miss where they ripped their
    clothes off and had mad passionate nuki on
    the floor of the briefing room? again?

Daniel Damage Potential







 

= Not so much as a nick, nada
= In the infirmary being examined *G*
= In chains / roughed up a bit / invisible.
= Shot with zat-gun/Staff weapon.
= Hit with a hand device again!
= Flat out / dieing / addicted to something /
    beaten up / Mad, the whole kit an'
    kabudal... with Jack fussing over him.
 

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