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Season 4 Series Reviews

The Quick Incomprehensible entire SG1 series DVD Guide

User Guide:: = Jack & Daniel Potential, and = Daniel Damage Potential (more info below)

 
1) Small Victories ::
 
2) The Other Side ::
 
3) Upgrades ::
Funny... I'll say... Plastic Boobs of the Tok'ra come a knocking with some swanky armbands that will push the persons natural skills through the roof. Jack's the first one to play, seen as the do-hickis wont work on the Tok'ra  
   
4) Crossroads ::
 
5) Divide and Conquer ::
 
6) Window of Opportunity ::
 
7) Watergate ::
 
8) The First Ones :: :: ::
Daniel's on another planet digging up boring old Goa'uld bones out of the protection of his Jack. Then a big old monster runes up and does what ever person in the SGC wishes they had done first (according to slashers)... Hit's him over the head and drags him off into the woods all bound up... Any Daniel-its dream... Also big pond full of Goa'uld symbiots, some of the SGers get turned into primitive Goa'uld's and get shot... Daniel makes friends with monster (shock horror) and everybody goes home happy ^_^

Jack and Daniel potential? umm, non? other than Jack wanting to get "His" Daniel back... Daniel looks pretty though all trust up ^_~.
 

9) Scorched Earth ::  :: :: 
GS1 go to visit the Enkarans on their new home world only to find that a big old space ship is slowly burning the planet. they somehow get onto the ship to find that it's a teraforming ship sent by strange aliens (That look a bit like Mew2 from Pokemon)... The ship create a being that looks like the Enkarans, it tells them it cant stop the process because it's already used to much energy... Jack and Sam set a newk to blow the ship up if it doesn't stop, while Daniel tries talking to it... Daniel invites Lotan (the ship) to visit the Enkarans, but Lotan is sad but he can not stop what he is doing, Daniel goes with him againced Jacks loud protest... Lotan and Daniel finally come up with a solution, Lotan found the original Enkaran home world when looking for somewhere to teraform... in the end the ship offers to take the Enkarans home then come back and start again...

Jack and Daniel potential? Just the norm, Jack being a little possessive and peeved at Daniel antics. Only Jack pressed the button to set the bomb off when at least Daniel hesitated a bit with the Replicants on the U-boat
 

10) Beneath the surface ::  :: ::
Teal'c wakes up in somewhere completely different. Yes that's it, SG1 are not SG1, infact there workers beneath the surface of a planet ravaged by an ice age... The SGC are told that SG1 went out in the snow to play ball on some mountain, infact they have been made into slaves with no memory of who they are, Teal'c remembers and on trying to warn the others is taken away and forgets again. Daniel has a dream about the Stargate and Jack (no surprise there then) and he is the first to question who they are and what they are doing there... all in all they kind of remember, all hell brakes loos and they save the day and the other "Workers"... Everything is happy ^_^

Jack and Daniel potential?  Daniel dreaming about Jack and that Stargate even though he doesn't know who or what they are... Jack helping Daniel to his feet... ok not much but oodles of looks between the two, and Jack's not forthcoming about WHAT he dreams about *meaning full look in Daniel's direction *winks*... oww and a Beefed up Daniel in this eps :P 
 

11) Point of No Return :: :: ::
The SGC and Jack specifically, receive a call from what they think is a crack pot... Jack meats up with Martin (the crack pot) and apart from some wacky conspiracy theory Martin knows about the Stargate and what's to go home, though he doesn't know where that is... After turning over the guys house Daniel and Sam are captured, mean while Jack and Teal'c (Murray) have to deal with Martin, who then provides proof with his space ship and Jack is forced to take him seriously... It turns out that Martin had 4 friends that came with him when his home world was attacked by the Goa'uld... after lots of stuff happen, the bad guys disappear, and they take Martin home only to find his world destroyed.

Jack and Daniel potential? *Sigh* I like this episode it is fun, especially where Teal'c finds fun in a vibrating bed... But Jack and Daniel action? non... 
 

12) Tangent :: :: ::
The Air Force have made a Goa'uld Glider into a new kind of plain, (I think it was a glider from :: The Serpents Lair ::) Teal'c and Jack take it for a series test run and find the glider automatically going back to where they had destroyed Apophs's ship's, But that's where it conked out... Teal'c and Jack are stuck in space, Sam cant think of anything to help them. They try and contact their allies who can help. After Daniel got a bit miffed at one of the Tok'ra they found out that a Tok'ra they knew was on a mission close to earth... Sam and Daniel go the the planet in hope of finding that Tok'ra, and it's Jacob how finds then (A nice bit where they get beamed up to the ship and Daniel basically hides behind Carter)... Anyhow they manage to reach the Glider and Jack is suffering from lack of oxygen... They manage to save them and go home ^_^

Jack and Daniel potential? There isn't really much, a nice bit where Daniel is allowed to tell them that they may be able to help them... But the bit at the end where Jacob uses the rings to get Teal'c and Jack on board, Daniel is waiting for them and he basically all but push's Teal'c out of the way to get to Jack and help him. Ya ok so Jack was the one who was worse off, but poor Teal'c *smiles* I think Jack also held his hand out to Daniel and left it there though it's not in shot >_<...
 

13) Serpents Venom ::
 
14) The Cure ::
 
15) Chain Reaction ::
 
16) 2010 ::
 
17) Absolute Power :: :: ::
Daniel finally meats his wife's kid, umm a little older and spouting enlightened riddles confusing everyone, Daniel tells the kid about his mother, then pulls off a Goa'uld hand-device gesture and knocks Daniel out cold... I think this is a favourite pass time for anyone related the the Goa'uld... Anyhow Daniel ends up with all the Goa'uld Knowles and gets a bit power crazy until the point where he basically tries to take over the entire world... owww but it was all a dream ^_~ a good one though with Daniel's ass looking oww so "pert" in white pants *drools*

Jack and Daniel potential? *grins* The best bit is where Jack turns up to see Daniel after talking to Carter... Despite the smiles that they both share at this point and Daniel looking hot in them tight whit pants and doing butt shots, Jack basically still believed that Daniel was doing the right thing, and believed in him... Who but your best friend would try and save your soul, with pumping your body full of led?
 

18) The Light :: :: ::
Daniel goes off world with SG5... When he gets back one of them commits suicide in an opening gate. Daniel goes barmy (again) and Jack ends up finding him standing on his balcony about to jump... Next you know Daniel and the rest of SG5 are all unconscious and dieing... SG1 go to the planet and finds a pretty room with lights and a kid/teen... The rest of SG5 are dead and SG1 find out that the light is addictive, Yes, Daniel is stoned again. Anyhow Jack goes back to earth and gets a little emotional over Daniel. They rush Daniel to the Gate where he flat-lines and Jack picks him up and runs though the gate with him. Lucky for him this saves Daniel... They find that they cant leave the place with the light... The kid knows how to turn it off and they have to stay on the nice planet until they de-tox themselves...

Jack and Daniel potential? Tehe... Look in Proofs for this one ^_^
 

19) The Prodigy :: Where the F**k is Daniel? ::
Sam gets a pet... Or Sam gets a hissing spitting teen snobby bitch from the planet AKNI-101 on her hands... Bitch teen is like hipper intelligent and stuck in "I AM RIGHT" teen mode... Sam sees herself in this girl (Sam was THAT bad?) and then drags her off through the SG and onto a planet stuffed with scientists, Teal'c and Jack..." WHEN FIREFLY'S GO BAD!!! " ya the scientist's get nacked, Jack must save the day... they all go home...

Jack and Daniel potential? Go for a walk, Have the DVD? then watch the first 2 eps again! Wash your hair, pick your teeth, anything but watch this! BORING! or do what I do... and scream "UGLY SPOTTY TEEN WITH THE WHOLE POTATO ON HER SHOULDER! been there done that, only better!" it's great fun, or "JACK SHOVE THE GUN UP THE SCIENTISTS ASS'S YA KNOW THEY WANT IT!"

Needles to say.... NO DANIEL the travesty of it all!!
 

20) Entity :: :: ::
Open the Stargate, the pyrotechnic guys go mental with sparkly things, lot's of shit goes a-wall... yes we have a porn virus in the SGC computers... oww no, it's seen all the "Red Dwarf" videos and made it's self a MALP home with Skutters running around doing it's bidding... Virus takes over Sam, Sam goes mut, Jack threatens it and it downloads Sam into the MALP... they download Sam into her own head... *Yawn* to many boys with soldering irons if you ask me, looks like my brothers room.

Jack and Daniel potential? Ugg... another Sam show really... Might be a few "looks" but other than that just Sam/Daniel sibling bonding, and Jack being all concerned.
 

21) Double Jeopardy :: :: ::
Directed by Michael Shanks himself :P
SG1 find themselves on a planet and are instantly under fire, Jack gets Zatted and the rest are captured... Jack meanwhile dresses up as a local warrior to help his friends... Cronos isn't a happy Goa'uld after SG1 originally helped the people of the planet free themselves. Anyhow Daniel is brought forwards and then his head is shot off, oww but it's not Daniel-Daniel! yaay!... Meanwhile the REAL SG1 (minus Daniel who's on a mission) and it's the annoying guy from umm a season 1 show... To tell the SGC that his robot clones of SG1 have buggered off to another planet to keep doing what SG1 do so well... anyhow, Jack has an argument with himself, then they go off to save the others and to save the people who dont trust them after the first blunder... Robot-Jack get's badly injured Jack and Sam go to Cronos's ship and save the day, mean while Robot Teal'c tries to kill Cronos who killed his farther... anyhow both Teal'c's manage this yaay!... all the robots get killed, Cronos is dead and everyone is kind of happy, the end

Jack and Daniel potential? Owww @_@ there is a REALLY nice bit just before Robot-Daniel gets his head shot off! he looks at Jack with a slight smile and shakes his head a little... not much in a show were Daniel gets killed off and the other is off on a mission, but WELL worth it!
 

22) Exodus ::
 
 

 
Jack & Daniel Potential






= No Jack, Daniel action, Boring
=
That was a look wasn't it??
= Hum. Yup they love each other!
= Ahhh we KNOW they just kisses!
= Just a Daniel Show! YAAY!!!
= Jees, did I miss where they ripped their
    clothes off and had mad passionate nuki on
    the floor of the briefing room? again?

Daniel Damage Potential







 

= Not so much as a nick, nada
= In the infirmary being examined *G*
= In chains / roughed up a bit / invisible.
= Shot with zat-gun/Staff weapon.
= Hit with a hand device again!
= Flat out / dieing / addicted to something /
    beaten up / Mad, the whole kit an'
    kabudal... with Jack fussing over him.
 

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             = No Jack, Daniel action, Boring.
##            = That was a look wasn't it??
###          = Hum. Yup they love each other!
####        = Ahhh we KNOW they just kisses!
#####      = Just a Daniel Show! YAAY!!!
######+  = Jees, did I miss where they ripped their clothes off and had mad passionate nuki on the floor of the briefing room? again?
£             = Not so much as a nick, nada
££           = In the infirmary being examined *G*
£££         = In chains / roughed up a bit / invisible.
££££       = Shot with zat-gun/Staff weapon.
£££££     = Hit with a hand device again!
££££££+ = Flat out / dieing / addicted to something / beaten up / Mad, the whole kit an' kabudal...  with Jack fussing over him.

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